Total Medals Earned: 677 (From 209 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,365 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/75 points)
Play The Game
Purchase A Smile
Catch Your First Fish
Sell Out An Item In The Store
Buy The Ultra Smile
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 9/32 (180/500 points)
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (95/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
And you should be damn proud.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/40 points)
Complete level five.
Pass level ten.
Complete level fifteen.
Pass level twenty.
Last three minutes in survival mode.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
wonder whats inside?
slow down there buster (break the rock in 8.88s or less)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/80 points)
Get a passing score in the tutorial
Get a passing score on the first stage
Get a passing score on the second stage
Get a passing score on the third stage
